Last night, I went out to see a local band perform. I came away with something much more precious than just a good time. A kind gentleman I met at the show decided to enlighten me as to What Women Are Like. I learned that by simply being in possession of a vagina, I am:
- Crazy
- Obligated to have babies
- Convinced that all men are assholes (despite my direct statements to the contrary, and examples of men I know personally who are lovely people)
- A controlling shrew
Gosh, thanks for clearing that up for me, buddy! Too bad I’ll never be able to fully understand any of it with my clearly inferior female brain.
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